The nametag says “Pony”.
There’s something about this that just doesn’t add up….
Looks like someone just graduated with a BS in being an embarrassment to his parents.
This is blueberry. He enjoys giving what he calls “long hugs”. I’m not sure what that means, but I’m not willing to find out.
Checklist for an embarrassing photograph:
- Camouflage cargo shorts
- One of those “This is fashion, right?” scarves
- Flexing “guns” (in this case they’re water pistols)
- Oh right, and a fursuit.
So… Predator raped a cheerleading coach back in the day.
Looks like she kept the baby.
“The first f-chan user to follow through with their threats.”
or
“Times when a genuine smile can make you look like a sociopath.”
Nothing screams pedophile like an awkward raccoon-man with an ice cream social picket sign in front a liquor store.
